• Barack Obama defeated John McCain in last night’s presidential election, winning nearly every swing state including Florida, Ohio, Virginia, and Colorado, and racking up a 7 million vote edge in the popular vote. Ready for him to reveal himself as a secret Commie Arab Terrorist Black Panther Robot any day now…
• The Democrats also tightened their hold on the Senate, picking up seats in New Hampshire, North Carolina, Virginia, Colorado and New Mexico. Either the country is really tired of the Right, or every state saw that Elizabeth Dole godless ad. Possibly both.
• Author/Comedian Al Franken lost his bid for the Minnesota senate by just 762 votes, or precisely the amount of the population who saw Stuart Saves His Family and just had to vote for the Republican incumbent.
• Oprah Winfrey told Us Weekly “I’m vibrating” about the Obama victory. Aaaand with the historic presidential triumph comes a mental image that will kill all my future erections.
• Also, it appears Harlem is taking the McCain defeat surprisingly well.

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IT’S FINALLY HERE!!! November 4, 2008, i.e. Election Day: Years of campaigning, mudslinging, debates, parodies, hoping for the best, expecting the worst, plumbers, and history, will all be coming to an end (hopefully) by midnight tonight. (And in case you missed any of it, please make sure to check out This.F**king.Election.) Today, as Americans, we are part of history. Our great-great-great-grandchildren will be reading about the events that are taking place right this second! Needless to say, if you haven’t voted yet… why are you even reading this? GO VOTE. For God’s sake, even the letter G in the Google Logo voted! And now we know that the letter “L” is the elderly person working at your local polling station. A-dorbs. So to mark this historic day, readers, we at BWE.tv want to hear from you. It’s an Open Thread! Tell us in the comments whatever is on your mind: Who did you vote for? How long did you wait in line? What are your plans for tonight? Howssa you Mama? (Sorry.) Just tell us what’s on your mind! Remember, it’s your duty to fulfill your right to vote as an American. Because, if you lived in England, articles like this would cause you to panic: And who wants that?

• Starbucks, Krispy Kreme, and Ben n’ Jerry’s are honoring election day by giving away free products to people who somehow have enough time to stand in a voting line for four hours then brave a Starbucks madhouse to save $1 on a product they can purchase easily any other day of the year.
• The Farrelly Brothers are set to direct a big-screen revival of The Three Stooges, which would’ve been really exciting news nine years ago.
• A new study finds that teens who watch ’sexually-charged tv’ are more likely to become pregnant. The study found that approximately 100% of television is ’sexually-charged,” and about 100% of teens watch television, meaning an astonishing 100% of teens who get pregnant watch sexually-charged tv.
• Some Hindu officials weren’t thrilled with Heidi Klum’s “Goddess Kali” Halloween costume. Between that and Love Guru, it’s been a rough year for that religion.
• And finally, the most important news story of the day by far — Keith Urban believes Nicole Kidman looks good topless. I expect follow-ups to this news all day and evening today on CNN.

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Kate Winslet Vanity Fair Nude Pictures December 2008

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