- Singer Lily Allen has finally pushed the envelope too far, after bitching out legend Elton John on stage at the GQ Men of the Year Awards, telling him she’s “40 years younger than [him]” and has her “whole life ahead of [her]!” Fair enough, but does she own a pair of rose colored specs with windshield wipers built in? No? Then f**k off Lily.
- Ladies and gentleman, Britney Spears, looking like Britney Spears. Finally.
- And now for some real scandal: Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester was born in jail. In a related story, Gossip Girl’s Chace Crawford was born in a hypoallergenic Cotton Candy factory.
- Hilary Swank is set to “pack on the pounds” to play the lead in the movie adaptation of French Women Don’t Get Fat. And somewhere, everywhere, overweight struggling actresses draw the razor across their wrists that much further.
- MESSAGE TO KANYE: Here she is, yeezy.
