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Pamela Anderson planning to strip off for Playboy – for the 14th time! Scarlett Johansson & Ryan Reynolds wed
Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds quietly wed this weekend in Canada, People reports:
Attended by only a handful of close friends and family, the ceremony was held at a remote wilderness retreat outside of Vancouver, B.C. This is the first marriage for both. The couple had announced their engagement in May.Ryan Reynolds can marry Scarlett Johansson wherever the hell he wants. I'm still going to try and squeeze her breasts through my monitor. I'm a man of princi- "SMASH!" .... Heh. *picks up phone* Hello, Tech Support. Yeah, another one. Uh huh. Last time, seriously. I promise. Uh huh. Fifteen minutes? Fantastic. UPDATE: "SMASH!" Honest to God, I swear I felt a nipple that time.
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While You Were Keeping It Classic
- On Friday, Hollywood legend Paul Newman lost his battle with cancer at 83 years of age. While there isn’t much left to be said that hasn’t already been said — namely, that he’s the classic quintessential Hollywood icon — it is still worth spending some time online looking at old stills of the man, and then agreeing that they just don’t make them like that anymore.
- And now, to return to our regularly scheduled program: Kirstie Alley gives the finger to some photogs.
- Heather Locklear was arrested for Driving Under the Influence, after witnesses spotted the actress revving her car engine and reversing over a pair of sunglasses multiple times. The actress claims she was just rehearsing for her new role in the upcoming movie “WTF Happened to Heather Locklear’s Face?“
- Bad news for men who like to dream big (Woody Allen): Scarlett Johansson married boyfriend Ryan Reynolds in a private ceremony in Canada this weekend. The bride wore an elegant white gown, while the groom wore a $4,000 sh*t-eating grin.
- Finally, Amy Winehouse’s friends claim to be watching the actress’ downfall 24/7. No word if they prefer Pop Secret or Orville Redenbacher, but HEY YOU GUYS THE GIRL HAS LIKE 7 MORE DAYS TO LIVE. HOSPIES TIME!! No, really, help her out. Thank youuuu.
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Bridget Marquardt kicks Hugh Hefner in the old man nuts
Hugh Hefner really must be rocking the Depends because Bridget Marquart, the last faithful Girl Next Door, is bailing on him, Page Six reports:
Word comes that Marquardt also has a man on the side. Our tipster says, "Bridget's been getting quite close with Nick Carpenter, Marisa Tomei's ex-boyfriend. He directed her in a movie recently and apparently they 'hang out' whenever she can escape the mansion."Goddamn, this is depressing. I refuse to accept it's not possible for a man to have enough money that he can score with a gaggle of young blonde chicks with fake breasts well into his 80s. I'm pretty sure that's the guiding principle of our great nation. In fact, if history serves me correct, Benjamin Franklin said it best when he said "See how many ho's you can get with this printing press, Mr. Jefferson, and make sure they got them breasteses all huge and stuff.
