natural beauty (
adj.) -
1: The morning light through a bottle of beer.
2: Mila Kunis no matter what the fuck she's doing. I mean, here she is pumping gas today and now I get aroused whenever someone mentions Exxon.
3: Polar opposite of
Heidi Montag.
Photos: INFdaily.com
Yesterday, we came across an incredible discovery:
The Most Pleasurable Way To Die… which was to be lovingly asphyxiated by Prince while he sang dulcet tones into your ear.
Today, we’re pretty sure we’ve come across its counterpart… The Most UNPLeasurable Way To Die. The answer?
Being strangled by
Lou Ferrigno.
Poor Jason Segel… we barely knew ye. (Via
INFDaily)
According to reports in France,
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt welcomed their twins at a Catholic clinic in the country’s Aix-en-Provence on Sunday, May 25th.A representative for the couple was unavailable for comment to WENN.
Sunday? It’s taken this long for the news to get delivered? Wonder if this is a hoax…
[
Wenn]
Honest Injun, heeding your cries, I've been exercising a moratorium on Heidi and Spencer's horribly retarded candid (but really posed) shots. However, drastic times call for drastic measures. And I'd like to point you to the two drastic measures above. I'm going to step away from my keyboard now because I never type angry/aroused. *SMASH!* Shiiiit, I just knocked over my cubicle.
Geekologist, are you alright? I was editing Heidi photos and- Hey! Eyes up here, bud. Nothing technological going on down there. That's simply nature. And, okay, plutonium.
Photos: www.pacificcoastnewsonline.com
Filed under:
R.I.P.
TMZ.com: Legendary comedic actor Harvey Korman died today. He was 81.The actor, possibly best known for his stint on the "The Carol Burnett Show" and in the film "Blazing Saddles," died at UCLA Medical Center after suffering complications from the rupture of...
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George Clooney has apparently decided to
heed the advice of a mystery caller and kicked girlfriend Sarah Larson to the curb, according to a source for
People:
Larson, 29, and Clooney, 47, made their public debut together at the Venice and Deauville film festivals last September. Later that month, the twosome were injured in a motorcycle accident.
Earlier this year, Larson accompanied Clooney to the Oscars – the first girlfriend ever to go with him to the event.
Sarah Larson is
quite the party girl, but George Clooney is looking for someone that's more his style. And that style would be young, hot, adventurous and evaporates after exactly 87 rounds of intercourse. Unfortunately, Sarah not only stuck around way past 100 but had the audacity to suggest George should buy an ottoman. An ottoman? Why don't you just call his mother a whore while you're at it, lady? Sheesh. Some nerve...
Photo: Splash News
Filed under:
Celebrity Justice,
Break-Ups
TMZ.com: Bill Murray's wife says he's no joke -- she's filed for divorce, alleging he's a sex and drug addict, he abandoned her, cheated and physically abused her.Jennifer Butler Murray, Bill's wife of ten years, filed court documents on May 12 in a...
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