Tom Cruise is determined to make sure Katie Holmes maintains the position of perfect Scientology wife, even if it means she has to do time in a rigorous church boot camp, STAR reports!

Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Break-Ups, Celebrity Feuds TMZ.com: Hulk Hogan isn't cooperating with his wife's questions about how much bling he's rolling in. Maybe daughter Brooke can gently massage the issue.Hulk's soon to be ex-wife Linda filed with Florida's Pinellas County Judicial court asking the Hulkster to... Read more

David Blaine broke the Guiness World Record today for holding one's breath. David held his breath underwater for 17 minutes 4 seconds. That's pretty amazing considering one time I got water up my nose in the shower and fled my house in terror. Probably should've grabbed a towel first.... The AP reports:

The feat was broadcast live during "The Oprah Winfrey Show" and the studio audience cheered as divers pulled the 35-year-old magician from a water-filled sphere. Blaine looked relaxed afterward and said the record was "a lifelong dream." Before he entered the sphere, Blaine inhaled pure oxygen through a mask to saturate his blood with oxygen and flush out carbon dioxide.

Unfortunately, David's moment in the sun is about to be cut short. THIS JUST IN: Criss Angel has broken the record for most jewelry worn by one person. Moment's ago, he stepped into a bar wearing the entire Claire's charm bracelet collection. When asked to comment, Criss Angel responded by falling over in a crash of sparkly pandas and peace signs. He would later cough up a ruby-crusted family of unicorns before asking a woman for her number. SHAZAM!

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In the May issue of InStyle, Carrie Underwood said, “I’m content with 90 percent of me.” Normally, that wouldn’t be a problem but since the country singer also admitted in recent interviews that she dropped 20 pounds, it’s no wonder people are concerned with her eating habits. The Hollywood weight spell was cast on Carrie when she won American Idol in 2005. With a trainer to assist her, she dropped three dress sizes, going from a size 8 to a 2. Idol insider tells OK,

She came to the show not knowing what Manolo Blahniks were. She won, and it became about what designer she was wearing, how her hair looked and that she was an ‘average-sized girl.’ She hated the mean things people said about her weight, and when she stressed she nibbled on cookies and chips.

Carrie confessed to InStyle that she’s an emotional eater,

Ice cream is my friend. If anybody sees me eating a sundae and I look unhappy, something bad has happened. I am drowning my sorrows in fudge and caramel and whipped cream. I put pressure on myself to look good because I’d look at message boards and people would be like ‘Carrie’s fat.’ I think about what I look like probably more than I should. Some days I step out of the shower, put on my lotion and I’l be like, ‘Ugh, ew, ew.’ I count calories, fat and fiber. If I put on five pounds, it’s noticed immediately.”

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Filed under: TV TMZ.com: Matthew Modine hurled the N-word for all to hear on "The O'Reilly Factor" last night. He was making a point about Reverend Jeremiah Wright and then mentioned his daddy, who used to refer to blacks as uppity N****rs. The N-word was bleeped, but what... Read more

Filed under: American Idol TMZ.com: Paula Abdul had a lot to say about the two songs Jason Castro sung on "Idol" Tuesday night -- too bad he hadn't sung them both yet!In rare form, Paula blabbed on about Jason's two songs, after he had only performed once. Simon, Randy and Ryan all... Read more

Brooke Hogan continues to spend her days in a bikini, but this time she was joined by her dad and his new girlfriend who, creepily, looks like Brooke. For those keeping score at home: Hulk's girlfriend has the back tattoo and her bikini doesn't tie in the back. Brooke has the sunglasses, her bikini ties in the back and she also has HER FATHER'S HAND ON HER ASS! WHAT THE SUPER FUCK?! If my daughter asked me to put suntan lotion on her bikini-clad ass, I'd say "Sure, honey. First, let me just put on my beekeeper's outfit, knight's armor, and some rubber gloves. In the meantime, could you be so kind to distract the lifeguard while daddy dives into the deep-end of the pool and, God willing, drowns? Aw, you're a peach."

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