Scarlett Johannson could be yours for an entire evening. Provided you have a buttload of cash and win
a charity auction on eBay. Scarlett goes up for bidding on Sunday, so start digging in those couch cushions. You'll get a chance to help those in need and possibly see some cleavage. It reminds me of that passage in the Bible about caring for others: "And so Jesus said to Thomas, 'Dude, I totally need to touch that chick at the well's cones. Go get me a blind dude to heal. STAT. For real, that move is guaranteed to get me to No-Pants-rusalem.' And Thomas did as the Lord commandeth thus securing his heavenly position of righteous wing-man."
2 Superficialonians 5:19 (KJV).
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Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are already being bombarded with overly priced baby gifts from their rich friends and supportive family members.A source tells
People,
The twins already got a ton of embroidered pillows with their names on them. Jennifer also is getting baby carriers with the names etched on them by Baby K’tan.
A spokesperson for Baby K’tan in Fort Lauderdale confirms that pink and blue embroidery were used respectively on the 100 percent cotton carriers and that they
“were purchased from us as gifts for both J.Lo and Marc.”
Members of Lopez’s family were spotted shopping at Baby Gap last week, confirms a sales rep from the store.
Baby Gap!?! While they are dropping 2 grand per baby for a blanket? Guess it’s the intention that counts.
Hugh Hefner wants the Olsen twins to pose nude for Playboy. Looking at these pictures from God knows when, (Are those two ever together anymore?) I'm now thoroughly convinced that old Hugh is blind as hell.
Star has the details:
After striking out when the twins turned 18, Hugh tried again, hoping they would pose for Playboy's June issue to mark their 22nd birthday.
"Hef thinks the twins are every young man's fantasy," an insider tells Star.
Yes, the Olsen twins really are every young man's fantasy. You've truly got your finger on the pulse of today's youth, Hugh Hefner. There's nothing my generation wants to do more than open up an issue of Playboy and immediately want to masturbate with a cheese grater. I mean, seriously? Who spilled the beans?
Thanks to Paul for the tip who, thankfully, doesn't have a wombat twin.
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