Click HERE to see the video. Embarrassing! They should fire her ASAP.

ABC News reports that Britney Spears has topped the list of Yahoo searches for 2007. No wonder. Google probably thinks that BS is spam when you type it in, so they don’t even calculate such ridiculous rankings. Team Google all the way.Anyway, Britney has been #1 on Yahoo for the past 7 years with the exception of 04′, cause that year apparently belonged to Paris Hilton’s skankiness.Here’s the top ten list: 1. Britney Spears 2. World Wrestling Entertainment 3. Paris Hilton 4. Naruto 5. Beyonce 6. Lindsay Lohan 7. Rune Scape 8. Fantasy Football 9. Fergie 10. Jessica Alba [Image via JustJared]

 

Jennifer Aniston rep doesn't deny rumors of Jason Lewis romance

A rep for Jennifer Aniston says the recent pregnancy reports untrue, but didn’t deny rumors of the actress dating ‘Sex and the City’ star Jason Lewis. Aniston was rumored to be pregnant after a report quoted the 38-year-old as saying she was going to have a baby, TS reports.

Macy's is closing nine stores in six Midwestern states, the department store giant said today. Don't worry, the legendary flagship Manhattan store and the crowds it draws will continue to plague every New Yorker trying to traverse Herald Square during the holidays. Or rush hour. Or lunchtime. Or in the rain. Or when cabs change shifts. Any time at all, really. [WSJ]

George “Tailor Made” Weisgerber, the winner of VH1’s I Love New York 2, may love more than just his recent fiancé Tiffany “New York” Pollard. Tailor Made was seen making out and flirting with three different women at a company holiday party, according to spies for NY Daily News:

"He was a hot mess," says the snitch. "He was dancing, and kissing a blond with curly hair, then holding hands with a girl with short straight brown hair." And when the third girl tried to help him up after he "fell on the floor of the bathroom," he hit on her!

Can anyone blame the guy? If I were engaged to New York, I’d be hooking up with anything but her. There’d be paparazzi shots of me zapping my nads with a taser gun while screaming “This is so much better than sex with my fiancé!” Then I’d make out with a lit BBQ grill and cry tears of joy because, for once, I actually love where my face is.

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In response to the success of TMZ TV—it's the top-rated new syndicated show!—a reader asks:

But will the TMZ "reporters" and publishers, begin to seel their own TV celebrity make them fair fodder for gossip entertainment TV? Presumably they all have personal lives complete with alcohol consumption, love affairs, break-ups. driving violations, etc. We need a new website that covers the gossip on entertainment reporters iReportTMZ.com might work...."

YES. That is exactly what needs to happen next in America. Either that or mass deportations, hard to tell. Or! Blindings???

Jessica Alba is most certainly engaged and that huge ass rock on her finger proves it. To put any doubts to rest though, her publicist Brad Cafarelli confirmed to People, “I can confirm that they are engaged.”Yes, because the 4893 billion karat diamond ring doesn’t confirm it loudly enough. ;)

 

Jamie Spears, father of Britney and Jamie Lynn, did not spend Christmas this year with his pregnant teenage daughter and ex-wife Lynne. He’s pissed that Lynne is profiting from Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy by selling photo rights to OK! Magazine for $1 million. Us Magazine reports:

"He doesn't get a dime from his daughters," the source says. "He busts his ass to take care of himself. That's why he's so furious with Lynne." Usmagazine.com reported last week, per a source close to the family, that Jamie "refused to take any money and 'profit off of his children.'"

There’s not much profit of any kind to be made off Britney these days. She probably won’t even give you some of her Frappucino. I heard the last person who asked for a sip was found dead in a dumpster. The cops are pretty sure they can trace the pink wig hairs to Britney, but not until they modify their riot shields to deflect “cooch acid.” That’s a technical term used in the field. Seriously, I heard it on C.S.I. once.

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