Filed under: Wacky and Weird TMZ.com: TMZ cameras were out in L.A. last night and caught all the delightful, classy young ladies of Hollywood, dressed up in their best working girl attire! Cameras spotted half-naked gypsies, naughty nurses and best of the worst -- a firewoman -- whose... Read more

Watch out now! Eva Mendes might pull out an umbrella out of her gigantic bag and hit someone with it! She was seen leaving Baja Fresh with some takeout yesterday.

Ashley Olsen was one of the few celebs who didn’t go as some form of slut for Halloween, and I am thankful, because just the thought of seeing little Michelle with crap popping out where it shouldn’t breaks my heart! Need to keep SOMETHING from my childhood intact since Britney has shattered my adolescence. LOL, I kid, I kid!Here she is posing with Marc Jacobs’ boy toy, whom randomly has the name ‘Mariah’ tattooed a little to close to home, if you feel me. In the thumbnails, she poses with a smurf-ish Marc Jacobs.

This year for Halloween, The Black Eyed Peas’ Fergie is dressing up as an Afghan puppy on his first day of school in 1986. That, or Krimpy, the College-Educated Clown.

Actress JENNIFER GARNER is the December cover girl for Glamour magazine reports The Insider. The December issue of Glamour hits newsstands November 14.

Kylie Minogue will never be "normal" again

Kylie Minogue will never be "normal" again after her breast cancer ordeal. The '2 Hearts' singer - who was given the all-clear from the deadly disease earlier last year after being diagnosed in May 2005 - admits the illness has changed her life forever.

Nicole Kidman walked down the red carpet yesterday at the 2007 ARIA Awards in Sydney Australia. Turns out her clothes may have been a bit transparent. I wonder if Tom Cruise saw these pictures and thought about what he’s missing. You know, if he was into chicks. Impossible. I know. But sometimes I like to challenge my readers. Make them use their imagination to visualize scenarios that defy all logic and reason. Perhaps some dude out there in a lab is reading this and imagining Tom Cruise liking women. Then, POW, he invents the flying car. Or he gets fired for looking at some old Aussie ass. Either way, I like to think I’ve made a difference.

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The mostly-Canadian collective Arcade Fire, reacting to a New Yorker article by Sasha Frere-Jones in which he claimed that "If there is a trace of soul, blues, reggae, or funk in Arcade Fire, it must be philosophical," has actually assembled an mp3 of bits that they have taken from the music of the blacks! It's sort of the most awesome thing they've ever done, though by our lights that isn't saying much. That's All Folks [New Yorker]

Filed under: Hot Bodies TMZ.com: A hooker dressed up as Shauna Sand for Halloween this weekend, going out to dinner with friends at the trendy Los Angeles eatery Koi.Whoops. That's not a costume. Apologies to hookers. Related Articles Who's the Scary Clown? Jake and Reese:... Read more