Jessica Biel

  • Jessica Biel is finally getting naked on screen in her next film, “Powder Blue,” in which she plays a stripper trying to earn money for her terminally ill child, which will include, says Page Six, “shots of her breasts and butt.” Wow, so she’ll be wearing nothing but an easy Oscar nomination?
  • Mos Def is the latest lucky devil to be caught on tape by TMZ grappling with a photographer. We’ve come to expect this sort of thing from supporting actors on sitcoms, but rappers??
  • A multitude of fans in Memphis gathered in sweltering heat to pay homage to Elvis Presley on the 30th anniversary of the singer’s death, resulting in the death of one 67-year-old woman in the crowd. But… is she really dead?
  • Foxy Brown has been charged with assault after allegedly throwing her Blackberry at her neighbor. You know, if you do that with an iPhone, the other person gets arrested.
  • Also, in case anyone was wondering, “Chocolate Rain” has jumped the shark, landed on the shark, killed the shark, taken the shark’s carcass to the beach, and has been jumping over it back and forth nonstop for the last two weeks. (link via Defamer)