Ashley Olsen has just been cast in
The Informers, a film based on
Bret Easton Ellis’s short stories. Also in the cast are Billy Bob Thoron and Kim Basinger.
The story is about a group of young California adults in 1983 who confront their rootless lives, while their parents confront their rootless, disaffected children. Meanwhile, the Southland is terrorized by a series of murders committed by what looks like a vampire cult.
What’s more
intriguing and deliciously ironic is that Ashley’s character might called
Mary! Ha!
Please,
Tilda Swinton, tell us where we, too, can pick up a
George Clooney dummy… for a friend of ours. Yeah, that’s the ticket… a friend.
Filed under:
Celebrity Justice,
Train Wrecks
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After realizing that her dress was in reality a shirt, an absent-minded
Britney Spears, whom also forgot to put in the other
blue contact lens, stopped at Club Monaco and changed into a black mini dress. When she came out, she was handed a nice lil’
parking ticket. I don’t understand. Doesn’t her bodyguard notice her ass cheeks hanging out? Can’t he just say,
“Um nah Brit-neigh, it ain’t gonna work without dem pants!”
Fo serious yallz!
